That butt of all sporting jokes – the offside law in football – has come in for a battering in recent seasons. As an ex-football referee I could never understand why the offside law created such a fuss in media and supporters alike. At its heart is a basic simple law, but it is a law whose interpretation has changed over the years, mystifying some and confusing many. So when I heard the Royal Mint had issued new fifty pence pieces designed to explain the offside law of football I was intrigued.
However, not surprisingly for a coin produced by a Committee, the design on the coin actually gets the offside law wrong. What is explained on one side of the coin is the law as it stood until a few years ago, in the days when I ran the line on the South Midlands Football League. It is little surprise therefore that since its release the coin has been given the red card!
The coin is one of 29 designs produced to commemorate the London 2012 Olympics and Paralympic Games. Each features a different sport. Immediately after its release referees rushed to criticise the coin for being confusing and, far worse, for being 'embarrassing'. Half a million of these coins are now in circulation.
The coin shows a midfielder about to pass to two team mates. The first player, on the left is offside, the second player is level with the defender and therefore, according to the designers, not offside (the law was changed in the early noughties to allow officials to give the benefit of doubt to the attack when attacker and defender were level).
The Royal Mint has tried to avoid an own goal by stating that the design was intended 'to provoke discussion'. Sadly for the Mint though, the design is years out of date and will cause further confusion. It is so last century.
Anyone watching a game this weekend, and staring at the new 50 pence piece for helpful advice, will be bemused. As for referees, one old pro confided to me last Sunday: 'It's total crap, Dick. I wouldn't even toss for ends with it!'
Nuff said.
Dick Skellington 3 February 2012
Cartoon by Gary Edwards


